Hey you.

According to you
I’m stupid,
I’m useless,
I can’t do anything right,
I’m difficult,
hard to please,
forever changing my mind.
I’m a mess in a dress,
can’t show up on time,
even if it would save my life.

According to you
I’m boring,
I’m moody,
you can’t take me any place,
I suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away.
I’m the girl with the worst attention span;
you’re the boy who puts up with it.

But hey,
Guess what.


According to him
I’m beautiful,
incredible,
I’m funny,
irresistible,
everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don’t feel like stopping it,
so baby tell me what I got to lose.


According to me
you’re stupid,
you can’t do anything right.